Friday, 8 April 2016

P.R.A.T.S. EMPORIUM


The PRATS now have a new logo, the logo represents all those things that any discerning ale guzzling and pork pie munching aficionado would hold dear to their ever narrowing arteries heart.
Great news for all you fashion conscious hog swillers, the PRATS have now launched this summers must have, jaw dropping, tee shirt. Manufactured in only the finest light weight cotton, our show stopping mannequin parade will take place on the catwalk along the Chesham terrace this coming Saturday. Watch out for David Gandy lookalike Citra as he saunters, hand on hip, tripping arse over tit performance. Parker and Pharp will also be in attendance admiring Citra’s svelte like physique carry the most elegant of postures.
If you would like to be gawped at this summer then get your order in sharpish, we can get sizes up to 3XL. They cost £12.00 each any profits will go to the footy club that bears a not too dissimilar badge.
Enquiries to any of the PRATS or email pratsktfc@btinternet.com.

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